I suppose I should introduce myself, since this is my blog and I’m not going to keep a sticky page just for introductory purposes. Nope, the simple answer is, of course, to make a whole other page so that those of you who are honestly curious can click it and get the skinny on yours truly.
Well for starters; my name is not really R.J. Sad, I know. A long time ago I decided that my real last name was much too difficult to pronounce and I went for something easier (trust me, after years of people squinting over your last name and looking at you apologetically, you’d go for a pseudonym too). Are you going to get my real name? No sir, I like my privacy.
I will tell you, however, that I am an American living in the UK and loving every minute of it. The tea tastes better here. Don’t ask me why, it just does. I love Indiana Jones, prefer Picard to Kirk, Humphrey Bogart is the greatest actor that ever lived next to Jeremy Irons (who is a god) and Harrison Ford, and I refuse to acknowledge Twilight’s existence. I fancy myself a steampunk writer, I contribute to Newfictionwriters.com, and I’m a sometimes artist. I’m a sucker for museums and aquariums and black and white movies are still the best.
Occasionally, you can find me dancing to my iPod while walking my dog. Don’t laugh, it’s fun.
Hello world, my name is R.J. Keith, and this is my blog.