I suppose I should introduce myself, since this is my blog and I’m not going to keep a sticky page just for introductory purposes. Nope, the simple answer is, of course, to make a whole other page so that those of you who are honestly curious can click it and get the skinny on yours truly.
Well for starters; my name is not really R.J. Sad, I know. A long time ago I decided that my real last name was much too difficult to pronounce and I went for something easier (trust me, after years of people squinting over your last name and looking at you apologetically, you’d go for a pseudonym too). Are you going to get my real name? No sir, I like my privacy.
I will tell you, however, that I am an American living in the UK and loving every minute of it. The tea tastes better here. Don’t ask me why, it just does. I love Indiana Jones, prefer Picard to Kirk, Humphrey Bogart is the greatest actor that ever lived next to Jeremy Irons (who is a god) and Harrison Ford, and I refuse to acknowledge Twilight’s existence. I fancy myself a steampunk writer, I contribute to Newfictionwriters.com, and I’m a sometimes artist. I’m a sucker for museums and aquariums and black and white movies are still the best.
Occasionally, you can find me dancing to my iPod while walking my dog. Don’t laugh, it’s fun.
Hello world, my name is R.J. Keith, and this is my blog.
This is great RJ keep it up
You are terrific. I would love to taste tea in the UK and I have friends who’d like me to come, so perhaps one day. I think I have a future daughter-in-law that would enjoy going with me too and even a daughter.
I agree with you on many points and am excited to read your posts. I don’t make it in here often, but will try more often. And like you, I like to be anonymous.
You guys are awesome! Thanks so much for reading. I’ll try and keep updating this as much as possible in spite of my crazy schedule.
“I love Indiana Jones, prefer Picard to Kirk, Humphrey Bogart is the greatest actor that ever lived” – Hell yeah!
What’s Twilight?
Right? Twilight, well…don’t get me started. It’s a terrible, terrible thing.
Oh, I totally dance with the iPod while walking the dogs! I get it.
finally! Someone else who understands my madness! I am not alone!
If I had a dog I guess I\’d dance to my iPod (if I had an..you get the picture…).Love the fact that you are a Tea Drinking Transatlantic Steam Punk Wordsmith.The World needs more of you (us!).Discovered you on Chuck Wendigs blog which is a revelation if not totally out there!
Yay! Well met, fellow Steampunker!
Do you have a tutorial RJ on how to become a top Steampunker…? As a Robert (Bobby )Johnson disciple(who isn’t?) the Crossroads Cafe is one of my favourite haunts…
I wish I did! As a beginning Steampunker myself, I’m always on the lookout for tips and how-tos, even with my writing! I’ve tried to devour everything Steampunk within my grasp. But being in an English village limits my con trips and work limits my festival attendance.
Nice to find out a few more details about you
Although I’m not stalking you or anything – honest! 
Lol! I dunno, kinda suspicious if you ask me